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Facility 07 // Restricted research division

Underwood Labs

Experimental systems/Applied intelligence/Controlled risk

An independent lab building software, automation and AI experiments at the edge of what's sensible. Some of it ships. Some of it is still in containment.

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Core temp3,412 K
Containment99.97%
Active experiments04
Local UTC00:00:00
[ 01 ] — Research

Active experiments

Current projects in various states of stability. Viewing is permitted. Touching is discouraged.

EXP-001Active

Halcyon

Autonomous agents that plan, act, and occasionally negotiate with each other. Mostly cooperative.

Stability87%
01
EXP-014Active

Glasshouse

Turning messy operational data into something you can actually see — and act on before it acts on you.

Stability92%
02
EXP-023Classified

Nightjar

Signals, security and the art of noticing what shouldn't be there.

Stability██%
03
EXP-031Unstable

Blackbox

Hardware prototypes, sensors and small machines with surprisingly strong opinions.

Stability41%
04
[ 02 ] — Protocol

Containment rules

Standard operating procedure for visitors, collaborators and anything that becomes self-aware.

  1. Curiosity is mandatory. Caution is recommended.Ask "what if" first. Ask "should we" shortly after.
  2. Every system ships with an off switch.We know where most of them are.
  3. Do not feed the models after midnight.We learned this the hard way.
  4. Anything marked classified is probably fine.Hover to declassify. Clearance not verified.
  5. If the lights turn red, remain calm.Then press nothing. Especially not that button.
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[ 03 ] — Contact

Open a secure
channel

Got an idea that's slightly too ambitious? Good. Those are the only kind we take.

Transmit message → Response time: unpredictable · Encryption: optimistic